In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You Start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest my case.
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E agora vão perdendo toda a intimidade. Tudo está a desvanecer e não vai restar nenhum sentimento. Apenas o de tristeza e nostalgia, quando todas as memórias lhes voltarem à cabeça; quando se lembrarem dos beijos, carinhos, abraços, palavras e as mãos que se tocavam no meio da multidão...
Um dia vão passar um pelo outro e cumprimentar desajeitadamente.
Vão ter vergonha. Não se vão conhecer.
é o que acontece sempre
Um dia vão passar um pelo outro e cumprimentar desajeitadamente.
Vão ter vergonha. Não se vão conhecer.
é o que acontece sempre
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Luís, segundo o urbandictionary
1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.
2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.
3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.
4. Always found paired with a Laura.
Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis the other day and they're becoming close friends.
Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.
Girl 1: Luis is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.
Girl 2: Not gonna happen. He's fallen completely in love with Laura.
1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.
2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.
3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.
4. Always found paired with a Laura.
Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis the other day and they're becoming close friends.
Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.
Girl 1: Luis is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.
Girl 2: Not gonna happen. He's fallen completely in love with Laura.
2 de fevereiro de 2010
e eu que estava tão calminho até agora pus-me a ouvir disto e não consigo parar e tenho uma merda de um teste para o qual nem estudei em condições e estou a ver que me vai correr pessimamente mal porque vou estar a bater com os pés no chão e a pensar no número de vezes que vou morrer quando for noite!!!
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